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Todays Joke for you |
 29.Jan.2009, 03:53 PM
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Joined: 22.Aug.2006 |
Hey,
Do you know why blond girls dont like Orange juice? ...because the carton says "CONCENTRATE" 
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29.Jan.2009, 04:03 PM
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Location: Stockholm Joined: 29.Nov.2007 |
QUOTE (marino23) Hey,
Do you know why blond gir ls dont like Orange juice? ...because the carton says "CONCENTRATE" It's funny because blond girls only like fresh-squeezed juice. |
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29.Jan.2009, 04:16 PM
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Location: Not in Sweden Joined: 20.Mar.2008 |
a horse walks into a tavern... the bartender says, "why the long face?"
no victim. |
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29.Jan.2009, 05:21 PM
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Joined: 22.Aug.2006 |
QUOTE (Blazek) It's funny because blond girls only like fresh-squeezed juice.
... another one for u guys(girls), what do you do if you want to give more freedom to your lady? ...you put an extenssion on the ironing cable
cheers |
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29.Jan.2009, 05:44 PM
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Joined: 15.Jan.2009 |
WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE
A point of view. Barbara Walters, of TV's 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Ms. Walters' vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands, and are happy to maintain the old custom. Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?" The woman looked Ms Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land Mines". |
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29.Jan.2009, 06:05 PM
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Location: Canada Joined: 11.Dec.2007 |
Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a womens G-spot?
A. Men will spend an eternity looking for a golf ball. |
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29.Jan.2009, 06:28 PM
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Location: Jönköping county Joined: 29.Aug.2004 |
QUOTE (Blazek) It's funny because blond girls only like fresh-squeezed juice.
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten bastard", she screams, "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the fcuking kids!!" *not all blonde's are so* |
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29.Jan.2009, 07:17 PM
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006 |
Two blondes separated by a river.
One says to the other "how do you get to the other side"? The other blonde, after much deliberation says "but you are on the other side"
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29.Jan.2009, 07:22 PM
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Location: Jönköping county Joined: 29.Aug.2004 |
A blonde bought an a.m. radio, it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.
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29.Jan.2009, 07:28 PM
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006 |
A blonde sees another blonde in the middle of a newly plowed field in a rowboat pulling on the oars as if she were going somewhere.
The blonde flies into a rage and says, it's blondes like you that give us a bad name! If I could swim I would come out there and punch your face! |
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29.Jan.2009, 07:33 PM
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Location: Jönköping county Joined: 29.Aug.2004 |
Have you heard about the blonde who tried to drown a fish?
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29.Jan.2009, 07:36 PM
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Joined: 15.Jan.2009 |
A Blond goes to a company party and wins a thermos for the door prize. She asks her co-worker, "What's a thermos?"
He says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." "Oh!" The next day at work, she brings it with her. Her boss, who is also a blond, says "What's that?" The Blond says "It's a thermos." Her boss asks her, "What's that?" She says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." Her boss asks her, "What do you have in it?" The blond says, "Two cups of coffee and a pop-sickle." |
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29.Jan.2009, 07:39 PM
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006 |
A blondes boyfriend gives her a nice bouquet of flowers.
She does not seem happy and remarks to her equally blonde friend; now that means I will have to spend the weekend on my back with my legs spread. Her blonde friend innocently asks...don't you have a vase?
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29.Jan.2009, 07:46 PM
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Location: Jönköping county Joined: 29.Aug.2004 |
Mmmm...Fed up knocking the blondes,any on a redhead?
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29.Jan.2009, 08:08 PM
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Joined: 21.Dec.2006 |
QUOTE (Mzungu In Za.) A redhead bought an a.m. radio, it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.
OK????????
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