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Streja
post 21.Feb.2008, 07:02 PM
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Joined: 10.Jul.2006

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Mzungu
post 21.Feb.2008, 07:03 PM
Post #17
Location: Jönköping county
Joined: 29.Aug.2004

QUOTE (shaqattac)
With the rate of it's use right now I doubt that it will be able to answer the call at 80! But I sure hope it does..


Are you bragging or complaining?
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shaqattac
post 21.Feb.2008, 07:04 PM
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Joined: 31.Oct.2007

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Are you bragging or complaining?


lol. Saying it as it is. But that was a witty one.
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High Priestess Kang - Slu...
post 21.Feb.2008, 07:04 PM
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Location: Not in Sweden
Joined: 14.Jul.2006

QUOTE (Mzungu In Za)
Are you bragging or complaining?


:stifles laughter:
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Fishtank
post 21.Feb.2008, 07:07 PM
Post #20
Location: Västra Götaland
Joined: 25.May.2007

QUOTE (Streja)
Hmm?? I don't follow...boys in school did what?


Perhaps boys in school drove you to insanity...wink.gif
but still you gotta quite wild imagination laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Moony
post 21.Feb.2008, 07:12 PM
Post #21
Location: Stockholm
Joined: 28.Jul.2007

QUOTE (Streja)
Ok, it's time for another hypthetical question:

Would you rather have your right hand cut off (left hand for those who are left handed) in a meat cutting accident when you're 35

You're 20 years too late with that one!
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Streja
post 21.Feb.2008, 07:20 PM
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Joined: 10.Jul.2006

QUOTE (Moony)
You're 20 years too late with that one!


You mean it already happened when you were 15? Awwww... sad.gif
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Moony
post 21.Feb.2008, 07:25 PM
Post #23
Location: Stockholm
Joined: 28.Jul.2007

QUOTE (Streja)
You mean it already happened when you were 15? Awwww... sad.gif

Which raises the question of whether I'd sacrifice a hand to be 35 again? I don't know the answer to that one.
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007
post 21.Feb.2008, 08:50 PM
Post #24
Location: Stockholm
Joined: 2.Apr.2006

how 'bout this one:

would you rather become paralyzed from the waist down though viagra still gets willy to stand at attention or keep all sensation but can't get it up for all the tea in china?
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Ezpen The Caveman
post 21.Feb.2008, 09:09 PM
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Joined: 27.Oct.2005

QUOTE (Streja)
Ok, it's time for another hypthetical question:

Would you rather have your right hand cut off (left hand for those who are left handed) in a meat cutting accident when you're 35, or accidentally putting your willy in the blender (the blender is on with the sharp knives inside it spinning round) when you're 80?

Right hand at age 35, because w@anking with the left hand is very unusual and still has the effekt of a young unexperience swedish woman from Gothenburg. biggrin.gif :twisted:
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Mzungu
post 21.Feb.2008, 09:16 PM
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Location: Jönköping county
Joined: 29.Aug.2004

Espen..It's welcome sight to read the proficiency and finesse of the English language once again on TL! smile.gif
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Moony
post 21.Feb.2008, 09:21 PM
Post #27
Location: Stockholm
Joined: 28.Jul.2007

QUOTE (007)
how 'bout this one:

would you rather become paralyzed from the waist down though viagra still gets willy to stand at attention or keep all sensation but can't get it up for all the tea in china?

Oh yeah, the ability to perform penetrative sex is SO much worth being confined to a wheelchair!
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Ezpen The Caveman
post 21.Feb.2008, 09:26 PM
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Joined: 27.Oct.2005

QUOTE (Mzungu In Za)
Espen..It's welcome sight to read the proficiency and finesse of the English language once again on TL! smile.gif
ha ha.. Too many beers now..
Heading to the pub any minute.. Would you like to join us?
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Sofia_stockholm
post 21.Feb.2008, 09:38 PM
Post #29
Location: Stockholm
Joined: 12.Nov.2007

Oh great!

All this talk abut sex and food!
You do realize there will be a lot of people confined first to kitchen and then to bed tonight?
:x

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Mzungu
post 21.Feb.2008, 09:52 PM
Post #30
Location: Jönköping county
Joined: 29.Aug.2004

QUOTE (Ezpen The Caveman)
Heading to the pub any minute.. Would you like to join us?


Still suffering from a Tuesday hangover, presently on the wagon, until tomorrow!
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