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Slow Sunday Joke Off!Spread a smile or two! |
 18.Mar.2018, 11:40 AM
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The day after a very heavy drinking party the guys get together and tell what happened to them when they went home, and trying to outdo each other with their stories:
One guy says I was so drunk, I blew chunks... Another says, I was so drunk I crashed through my garage door... The third guy says I was so drunk I parked in the swimming pool... The first guy says, hey! Wait a minute...Chunks is my dog!!! |
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18.Mar.2018, 12:37 PM
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Joined: 16.Apr.2008 |
Carry on guys this is what we need on this forum, which indecently is a joke.
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18.Mar.2018, 12:39 PM
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Some of us are trying, but it seems a lost cause...
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18.Mar.2018, 02:27 PM
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QUOTE (Gamla H?lsingebock @ 18.Mar.2018, 12:39 PM)  Some of us are trying, but it seems a lost cause... No don't give up, wish I knew some good jokes but never get to hear any, Swedish jokes just don't make it do they.  Wait here's one, "They don't make them any longer" |
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18.Mar.2018, 03:07 PM
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18.Mar.2018, 03:16 PM
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OK, here is an old joke about Swedes...
It was the Finns who invented the wheelbarrow... Yes, they needed a teaching aid so the Swedes could learn to walk upright!!! |
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18.Mar.2018, 03:24 PM
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Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador puppy. "Don't do it," says Mick. "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
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18.Mar.2018, 03:33 PM
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"wish I knew some good jokes but never get to hear any, Swedish jokes just don't make it do they."
Comedy is the great equalizer for all of us, many people have the ability to laugh at themselves... The internet is a great source of jokes... |
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18.Mar.2018, 03:37 PM
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Joined: 25.Jun.2009 |
So is the nightly news on the TV...but I ain't laughing.
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18.Mar.2018, 03:41 PM
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You feeling sorry for McCabe???
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18.Mar.2018, 09:58 PM
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No.
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19.Mar.2018, 08:03 AM
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Joined: 16.Apr.2008 |
I heard this yesterday.
"30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, how many didn't" |
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19.Mar.2018, 10:50 AM
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19.Mar.2018, 10:51 AM
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QUOTE (Gamla H?lsingebock @ 19.Mar.2018, 10:50 AM) 10 Shit, you heard it before. |
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19.Mar.2018, 10:54 AM
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Yes!!! And to show my resourcefulness I googled it too...
More people should google before they ask here... |
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